WEEK 10: NDSU BISON* @ UND

[JBB2]

This game has been reduced to just another game and every other year an unpleasant trip. This year I have some anticipation they might be a legit challenger.

They are somewhat diminished by the loss to Kansas State and Montana. The loss to USD was also a blow.

On paper they are vulnerable but come in with a good FCS statistical profile, good enough for the upset, but obvious weakness that make the 13.5 spread interesting.

Bison fans want challenges. They have one Saturday.

[JBB2]

forksandspoons

Posted 10 hours ago

10 hours ago, siouxweet said:

Is the game a sell out yet?

Not yet. UND got a bit greedy asking $86 for tickets that are usually like $30 in the corners.

https://www.ticketmaster.com/university ... F54A96873F

They thought they had a hot ticket. I like this one sided big game rivalry. Sioux fans are starting to catch on to the one-hand clap

UND1983
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Posted 10 hours ago
10 hours ago, Big Green said:
Agree.

Need a promotion to get UND Fans at the game. Maybe free Jr Champions club ticket with each Adult Ticket sale.

$90 is too much for the corners. Hope they have learned their lesson.

With that said. It you don't have tickets get yours and be loud.

It won't turn into FD North - I know a bunch of NDSU fans that won't come to our building, they think they are being cool. I was great with it, less Bison fans the better. There weren't that many at the last game, iirc.

[JBB2]

The series began 132 years ago
Overall the series stands at NDSU 51-63-3
Here are the various phases with the un-official won/lost records

ANCIENT HISTORY:

Phase 1:
HORSE AND BUGGY

• 1893- 1922.
  Fargo College overlooking Island Park from the SW was the great NDSU rival. Their field was below where last time I looked there were softball fields
  NDSU. 11-15-1

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Phase 2:
SMALL COLLEGE ERA

• 1922-1973
  NCC Established 1922
  NDSU. 17-31-2

THE MODERN ERA BEGINS

Phase 3
D2 ESTABLISHED

• 1973-2003
  NDSU is firing up the dynasty, It has grown into a regional force in education, research and culture
  NDSU moves to D1AA.
  UND quits the series and destroys the NCC misleading it about its intentions to move up to D1
  NDSU 17-15

Phase 4:
Division 1 FCS ERA

• 2015-Present.
  UND kicked out of Big Sky, moves to MVFC, series resumes in the modern D1AA era
  NDSUs influence is now national. Athletics has grown to the point FBS conferences are taking note
  UND rocked at the highest level by sex scandal involving minors. Athletics fade into the background
  NDSU 6-1.

UPDATE: NDSU BISON 7-1

Now this guy says they want to step up to big boy ball

The Sicatoka
The Sicatoka Grand Master

Time to play big boy ball.
Strap in.

What a queer thing to say

What’s that “guy” mean? Are they in the lingerie league?

Did he say strap-on?

[Lakesbison]

chatgpt


I expect NDSU to win by somewhere between 2 to 3 touchdowns (14-21 points).
Here’s how I see it playing out:

NDSU dominates in the trenches and controls time of possession, limiting UND’s opportunities.

UND may keep it somewhat close early, but NDSU pulls away in the 2nd half.

Final score might look like NDSU ~35, UND ~17-21.


There's about 1000 TICKETS left for sale.. haha see no one gives a fuck

[JBB2]

That’s interesting. Chatgpt is in the simplest terms a very sophisticated search engine. After looking at its search results it’s reporting most think the Bison are going to cover 13.5. It’s a little less definite on the over under.

[kevin]

I showed it a picture of a bratwurst and said it was my hog.

It was very complimentary.

I for one welcome our machine overlords.

[JBB2]

Are you sure it wasn’t a Vienna sausage.

Maybe a mini corn dog?

[JBB2]

NDSU football has had amazing psychological impacts on fans and schools.

UNI turned into a basketball school

UND turned into hockey school. They just love it!

SDSU turned into basketball school

Minnesota gophers got a row boat

[JBB2]

I wonder if ChatGPT could find out if

everyone in the UND football program has been properly vaccinated against STDs? Minor detail.

they are all properly gendered.

Will American flags be allowed?

Can you take a minor at und?

• No, but you can take minors and engineering

[JBB2]

New GAM metric is Perfect Day

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Actual game results should fall inside these parameters. If previewed watch for LasVegas lines outside these parameters to greatly improve your chances of winning